Funniest Yahoo Questions/Answers

Funniest Yahoo Questions/Answers 1 YouTube Film Crew 2am on Sundays and Wednesdays, you say? Seems legit. This must mean that the majority of film crews for YouTube are actually going for the "shaky footage filmed with an outdated cell phone" look. Cool! 2 Happy Wife, Happy Life As much as a lady would hate to admit that, it's kind of true. If the lady in your life thinks she's right, you're probably not going to win the argument so you've gotta ask yourself if you want to be right or if you want to be happy! 3 Call it Puppy Love A dog is called "man's best friend" for a reason but this is definitely taking it a little too far. They say it takes all kinds to run the world but that's pretty gross... 4 50 Pounds in a Month To lose that much weight in a month would mean that most of the month you'd need to lose two pounds each day... Yeah, we're pretty sure the loss of limbs would be the only possible route to go on that one. Someone could even make it into a sequel to the popular romantic comedy "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days", they could call it "How to Lose Your Legs in Less Than 30 Days". Brilliant! 5 A Successful Fan Best answer ever. We need this person to be in charge of the Grammy awards next year. This is also a pretty great question because apparently there is some sort of a formula to being a successful Bieber fan. 6 Answer the Call? A toddler handed you a toy phone? That's some serious business! You'd better answer it... unless it's probably going to be a telemarketer (or in this economy, a bill collector!) 7 True Future Love Take a page out of this lady's book if you're not sure when you've found "the one." Only love someone because they've been hurt before, especially if they won't trust very easily. And definitely be willing to wait decades for him to be "yours"... This honestly feels creepier than the level that Facebook did when it first came out. We're pretty sure this is about a step away from stalking. 8 An Age-Old Question We never really realized what a hard life those Leap Year babies have to live. We can understand the laboratory and can even deal with the getting locked up part but why Iowa?! Those poor souls. 9 Ugly Babies This is a top notch answer! A little gross but right on. However, that's not a half bad question either. Babies are beautiful and all but they're not exactly in top form when they first come out... 10 Stomach Full of Butterflies What a silly answer. Of course he didn't eat caterpillars, they would die in there before they got to transform. He clearly ate butterflies. Duh! 11 She Doesn't Even Go Here It's pretty easy to start a trashy rumor about someone. In fact, according to the other answers, everyone is rumored to be doing something illegal or immoral in their spare time but it takes some real originality to start a rumor like this. We'd like to think it was mostly kids who attended the same classes as her that believed it. 12 Fishy Name Hmmm. We've all known people like this so, not sure if this lady is trolling or just terrible at life. Also, if you read that first comment in a sarcastic tone it's not nearly as sad or awkward. The best comment award definitely goes to the second one, though! 13 Race Hater Personally, we love all races, be it a 5k or the LA Marathon. We see no race as the superior one here. Good thing that scuba diving road cyclist was ready to tell off the asker. 14 Procrastinate the Definition Oh yeah, we read that definition once. Guess we could define it here --afterall, the question was asked four years ago -- but maybe after lunch, okay? 15 The Living Dead See, for most people this could be a sign that their wife was probably plotting to kill them but maybe she's just a big fan of zombies. That way she can say her husband is dead and then people will be really freaked out when he shows up to parties and stuff. 16 Who Cares? But really, who knows? The asker sounds like one of those cool English teachers who'd seriously lecture you forever on good grammar but then give you tests with cheesy questions like this. 17 "Your" and "You're" Seven people rated that as the best answer. It feels like it would have been more but there are probably a lot of people out there who can't tell the difference between "right" and "write" either. We think the next Yahoo grammar question could apply to that problem of comprehension. 18 Stop Eating Dirt Yeah, he should really stop that but not before posting a video of it on YouTube. Does his arm do the same thing when he eats mud? And is it the arm he's using to pick up the dirt with or the other one? So many unanswered questions here. 19 Canadian Toilet Paper Could you really blame the dad here? If you knew kids who were that gullible, you'd be telling them things like this too! 20 I'm Adopted Back in our day, when a child got adopted, the parents were usually the first to know. Guess times have really changed... ..

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