4. Karan Johar
We’ve seen enough of KJ loving every bit interested in listening to stories about others. He is the Bollywood version of every ‘pados wali’ aunty dealing in Tupperware and gossip. He’ll sell you his Tupperware and listen to your scandalous fights with the maid while he’s at it. And he will laugh at you in secret because your fight wasn’t scandalous at all and he knows your life is duller than a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again.