Products That Really Shouldn’t Exist

Products That Really Shouldn't Exist 1 Motorized Ice Cream Cone Are you sick and tired of all of the hard work associated with turning your ice cream cone so you can evenly eat your scoop? Do you hate being left with a delicious edible waffle cone, and wish you could replace it with a piece of hard plastic? Yeah, we don't either . . . 2 Bread Gloves Bread Gloves actually did quite well in terms of sales. They sold many more units then their sister products, bread shoes and the bread condom. 3 The Wine Rack This is a bra that you can fill with wine. The long wait for an undergarment that can be filled with booze while at the same time accentuate your curves is over . . . If you wanted to be really meta you could fill it with milk. 4 "I Poop Glitter" The 'I Poop Glitter' toy just didn't sweep the Christmas shopping season quite like the manufacturers hoped it would. Maybe they should have gone with one of their other ideas, like the 'I Puke Rainbows' or 'I Piss Lasers' toys. 5 The Comfort Wipe The obesity epidemic has reached a scale of such epic proportions that many Americans can no longer reach far enough to wipe themselves on the toilet. What's the solution? Diet? Exercise? Portion control? Of course not, it's a plastic wand that helps you reach your pooper. 6 Crap Seriously, who needs this Crap? If there's one thing we don't need to buy right now it's more Crap. I don't think anyone's going to buy that Crap. I wonder what's in this Crap? 7 The French Fry Holder Seriously, this exists. Sad McLosers everywhere can now eat their fries without having to leave the privacy of their cars. If you are too lazy to get up out of your car, you probably shouldn't be eating french fries. 8 American Shreds Hey, what's wrong with that, looks like a perfectly good bag of shredded cheese . . . Wait a minute, it doesn't say 'cheese' anywhere on the bag, it says 'pasteurized process topping' because it can't legally be called cheese . . . the main ingredients? Water and "food starch". Seriously, WTF, America? 9 Hello Kitty Assault Rifle We've never seen a more compelling argument for gun control in America. Seriously, who would guess that this ridiculous-looking gun is not a toy? 10 Creepiest Chocolates Ever These nightmare-inducing baby heads are made out of creamy, delicious white chocolate. Well, we assume it's creamy and delicious, none of us would dare take a bite out of one of these horrendous and evil guys. 11 Shnitzel Candle Do you wish your home smelled more like the inside of a greasy German pub? Maybe you can sprinkle some beer and puke around your house to make the experience even more authentic. 12 Ghost Turds Seriously, with a clever title you can make a fortune selling almost anything. Someone came up with the idea to sell 'ghost turds', which are packing peanuts. Six packing peanuts: $1.99. Pure genius? 13 Full-Body Knitted Suit Nobody should need this. Nobody should wear this. Nobody wants to know how this guy goes to the bathroom. 14 Hyper-Realistic Sex Dolls Okay, dating is hard. But nobody should give up and have sex with a surrogate sex doll. Seriously, I think it's things like this that are going to start driving evolution backwards.

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Murtaza Rangwala

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