3 Announce that you’re relieved they’ll never have a midlife crisis.
When they ask what you mean, you can say, “The average life expectancy in the U.S. is 78.7 years, so you’re already past midlife!”
When they ask what you mean, you can say, “The average life expectancy in the U.S. is 78.7 years, so you’re already past midlife!”
