3Â Announce that youâre relieved theyâll never have a midlife crisis.
When they ask what you mean, you can say, âThe average life expectancy in the U.S. is 78.7 years, so youâre already past midlife!â
When they ask what you mean, you can say, âThe average life expectancy in the U.S. is 78.7 years, so youâre already past midlife!â
Murtaza RangwalaMarch 28, 2015
