Pay close attention to a guy’s relationship with his mother before he gets around to popping the question, and be very careful when giving him your answer – if he treats his mum like crap than chances are he will treat his wife like crap too, but if he absolutely adores her and wants to spend all his time with her, you better be prepared to marry TWO people!

That means meddling in your marriage, pressuring you for grandchildren, constant unwanted advice… you get the idea.