Luis Suarez
The name’s Suarez -Luis Alberto Suarez Diaz. And I don’t bite. Okay, let me rephrase that statement -I `won’t’ bite… in 2015… come who may! I won’t confuse Giorgio Chiellini with some cheesy Italian dish. In fact, I believe Chiellini got more `strikes’ on his bedpost than the field, after our `encounter’! But let me assure you, I absolutely did not bite into the world’s most famous Apple! Also, I won’t be the `Bane’ of your existence -so, stop trolling me with that supervillain’s mask! Bite that, now!
