These Bollywood Pick Up lines should not be used!

Let’s face it, nobody likes cheesy pickup lines, but Bollywood just doesn’t seem to get it. Just because the actors are insanely good looking, they can get a girl blushing even when they’re spouting the most sexist and demeaning things. But let’s face it, not everyone is as desirable as SRK, there’s no background music, and the fact that it’s 2016 is enough for these pickup lines to be dropped. Then again, it’s all trial and error because, well, who knows what women really want, right? We picked up a few dialogues from Bollywood that just might work. Worst case scenario, you get slapped in the face with a chappal. Either way, take your chances and we’ll keep our fingers crossed for ya! Because rhyming the most random things with ‘dil’ always seems to work out in the end. Because stubbornness is something that we girls dig big time, to an extent that the guy Just. Wont. Give. Up. Because everyone loves a guy who takes his job seriously? And who doesn't want a guy who molests you when you're sad? YES! Because who doesn’t love a stalker? We also like men who come straight to the point. And someone who has the right guys as his idols, even if it's all the wrong things that he's picking up. Because girls who speak English are waaaaaaaaaay easy, right? Also, we love self-obsessed pricks who make us wonder how we ended up falling for them in the first place. After all, who doesn't like to contemplate the existence of their relationship? Because wearing matching clothes isn't a sure sign from the universe that you two are MFEO, we don't know what is.

Murtaza Rangwala

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