1) “I feel that my life is the same as Obama’s”- Mallika Sherawat
The reason, you ask? Because ‘I do not come from a film background, nor do I have a Godfather’. Well, Miss Sherawat, in that case my life is just like YOU, because no one cares about what I have to say anymore, nor can I act!
2) “Manmohan Singh is the President of India”- Varun Dhawan
Varun gave us a glimpse of his IQ on an episode of Koffee with Karan when he declared our ex- PM as the President of India. Maybe instead of ‘pubbing with the kudis’, read up some news on a ‘Saturday Saturday’, Mr. Dhawan?
3) “I decided to change my birthday from 5th Jan to 5th Nov to be a Scorpio”- Uday Chopra
Mr. Chopra, when he is not too busy playing a sidekick to Abhishek Bachchan, can be quite the ‘enlightened.’ He wanted to change his birthdate, just so he could ‘adopt’ the traits of a Scorpio! To be completely honest, you were never considered brainy, but this just proves it!
4) “Why don’t art films have good looking actors?”- Sonam Kapoor
Well, because art reflects life? You don’t find ‘botoxed’ girls everywhere like Bollywood films, do you? Another stinker by Miss Kapoor was when she said, “If you are not good looking, you are considered to be a good actor.” *Claps Slowly*
5) “What is Budget? Is it a movie” – Prateik Babbar
This is what he had to say when he was asked about the new Government budget plans. We’d suggest that you switch to Pepsi from Coke (Pun intended).
6) ‘‘My performance in Krrish 3 was like Heath Ledger’s performance in Dark Knight.”- Vivek Oberoi
It’s perfectly alright to give yourself the occasional ‘pat-on-the-back’, Vivek, but comparing yourself to one of the finest performers of the decade? Now that’s what I call a Mis-Kaal-culated move!
7) “I am a virgin” – Salman Khan
‘Bhai’ even had the audacity to say that “He was saving himself for his suhaag raat.” And with this statement, Salman Khan made more people laugh than Ready, God Tussi Great Ho and Maine Pyaar Kyu Kiya combined!
We know that it’s difficult to keep your brain well-fed, when being ‘hot’ is a full time job. But when you have millions of fans looking up to you, it’s only fair that you do not let them down by being so stupid!
