We have all had that one friend who goes to America for a week and returns with a distinctively twanged accent, akin to the white dudes in Lagaan… which is in itself weird, because our friend went to America, not Europe. None of us ever thought that that accent was ‘cool’. However, when a Bollywood A-lister puts on a phoney phonetic, you know some benighted, infantile loafers with the brains of a Jellyfish will impersonate them, thinking that they sound cooler than the Arctic… Monkeys.
These are 10 Bollywood accents that sound so other worldly, they would make Jadoo’s accent seem intelligible.
1. Hrithik Roshan
An accent as fake as Bollywood’s muscles.
