Dads, you can’t live with them, and you surely can’t live without them. They are some of the greatest treasures in this life. They’re also probably the greatest source of embarrassment and goofiness.
That’s why the internet has gone totally wild over Dad Jokes. Told by middle-aged men, (or millennials pretending to be middle-aged men), dad jokes are simply those pun-filled quips and down-right corny jokes that call for a literal face-palm.
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.
2. Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head
3. I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying
5. The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
6. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant
7. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
8. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
9. How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.
10. I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad.
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
12. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
13. The rotation of earth really makes my day.
14. What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.
16. I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts
17. I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
18. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
19. If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
20. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
